Archive for the 'Mary Kate Olsen' Category

Attack of the heads!

Monday, September 11th, 2006

If your head is five times the size of your body, you need to eat some pasta. If you’re Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen, it’s a sign you need to start your own clothing line. Wait…don’t the Olsen’s already have a clothing line? Isn’t that why Mary-Kate dropped out of school? Oh [...]

The Olsens got the Zellweger disease

Saturday, July 8th, 2006

Is the mouth pucker really necessary?!?! First it was Ellen Pompeo, now Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen prove they’re also fans of the former Mrs. Kenny Chesney. At least there are no headbands in this picture.

Mary Kate Olsen is The Beastmaster!

Friday, July 7th, 2006

I had no idea Mary Kate Olsen was a Beastmaster fan! Look closely…well…you really don’t have to look that closely to see her inspiration for this new outfit. This is just a ripoff of the clothing worn in the classic cult hit starring Marc Singer*.

* For those trivia buffs: Marc Singer is the [...]

The Return of the Dark Crystal

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

If ever a live version of The Dark Crystal were made, say “The Dark Crystal on Ice”, there would be no debate amongst producers, casting directors, writers, directors…you get the point. There are only two ladies alive to portray Jen and Kira.