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Mr. Cindy Crawford opens Cherry

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Cindy Crawford’s husband opened a club in Vegas. See…I was thinking it should have been in Palm Springs because those two are geriatric compared to the crowd their competing against. These urinals are VERY classy though. Rande Gerber, or Mr. Cindy Crawford, opened his club “Cherry” with hot celebrities like Jim Belushi. [...]

Evangeline marks the spot.

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

They can’t all be wasted space! Evangeline Lilly demonstrates a hot look without going overboard. Being a BIG departure from her TV role, this is no longer the tom-boy covered in khakis and tank tops.

Paris, take notice and use this as a template.

I spy a boobie.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

“I swear it fit after that half gallon of ice cream. I don’t know what happened!”

Hello Ladies!

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Why Scarlett, what big eyes you have! That’s a spice rack if I’ve ever seen one. You’re right, breathing is VERY overrated. Though I’m sure you could afford a full time medic complete with oxygen tank in tow.

Brad’s future wife

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

I can’t imagine why Angelina would ever need an image consultant. Cutting edge, designer wear from grandma’s closet has always been top notch. I wonder if Brad has this pic in his wallet.

Shania Twain loves the hose

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

I believe there were certain lessons learned as a child to prevent such fashion catastrophes.
Lesson 1: Do not play with your mother’s Legg’s eggs.
Lesson 2: Always use a mirror before leaving the house.
Lesson 3: If you older sibling says the outfit is “Rockin’”, it’s not. They’re [...]