Archive for January, 2006

Tara Doody

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

I think I liked you better when you were just a drunk ass, boob exposing, bad actress. This whole Howdy Doody thing…I’m not diggin’ too much.

By the by, when you said you were a serious actress, did that equate to add more cleavage, show more cleavage, mispronouncing the word “cleavage”, etc.?

Ben and his stripes

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Dear Ben,

We know you enjoy the casual look. Trying to pretend you didn’t look at yourself in the mirror before leaving the house is one of your trademarks. Where in the world did you find these gems?!?! I’m guessing the this is how your thought pattern progressed:

1. Vertical stripes on pants, makes [...]

Nicolette makes a splash, Eva drowns

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Now I know the 80’s made a comeback a few years ago, but this is the first tribute to Darryl Hannah’s mermaid costume from the movie “Splash”. (Caution: Terrible joke coming. Proceed with care.) Though, I suppose her erratic behavior can’t be the only thing making waves these days.

Eva, on [...]

Rosie the Riveter

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Evangeline marks the spot.

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

They can’t all be wasted space! Evangeline Lilly demonstrates a hot look without going overboard. Being a BIG departure from her TV role, this is no longer the tom-boy covered in khakis and tank tops.

Paris, take notice and use this as a template.

Disco Barbie

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Quick, who had a ?Austin Powers? marathon weekend? Evidently, she thinks she doesn’t stand out in a crowd enough, so an outfit painted with highlighters should do the trick.

Madon’ta

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Quick, who had a “The Wizard of Oz” marathon weekend? Seems as though the material girl has found herself trapped within the walls of the Very Merry Land of Oz. Quit trying to act like you don’t have more money than God. We all know you can buy any hat you want, [...]

Canadian style

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

“you, you, you oughtta know…not to wear that top”
–Prince of Darkness

Excellent contribution P.O.D.

I spy a boobie.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

“I swear it fit after that half gallon of ice cream. I don’t know what happened!”

Hello Ladies!

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Why Scarlett, what big eyes you have! That’s a spice rack if I’ve ever seen one. You’re right, breathing is VERY overrated. Though I’m sure you could afford a full time medic complete with oxygen tank in tow.