Archive for March, 2006

The Matrix meets Flashdance

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Did she just leave her ballet recital? Though Mariah continues to supply the car crash lover in us all, we give her props for that.

Kiss and tell

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Gene Simmons has slept with thousands of women, while married to a Playboy Playmate. How in the hell did that thing on the right end up being part of your club? I’m just saying, Gene likes sex and doesn’t care who with, so he HAD to have had a go with that thing.

Like mother like daughter

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Can’t you just see the headlines now? “Francis Bean Cobain becomes a stripper, gets a nose job, starts a shitty band, marries a famous rock star who kills himself but has a kid first, her shitty band gets popular out of pure pity, she wastes the fortune from her dead husbands efforts, does a [...]

Desparately seeking attention

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Lisa Loeb is a one hit wonder. Her sister Debbie is the sister of a one hit wonder. Just makes me wonder why she thought this outfit was legal. Not in a good illegal way either, it’s very, very bad.

When too much plastic surgery is too much

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

While Cher is a documented victim, her boyfriend is a recent addition. If he could turn back time, he’d be without botox, new cheekbones and that sweet tan. Love the hair too.

Seth Green or…

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Groundskeeper Willy! You decide!

Gisele has a new line

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

and guess what it’s for?

That’s right, Gisele Bundchen has a new line of super sexy, sparkly, nude models in colors of blue and gold. Coming to a planet near you, Gisele found and rescued these poor sexy souls from the planet “Iskippedcollegetodothis?” In return, Gisele is forcing them to promote her new eyewear, [...]

Robin’s flavor saver

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Robin Williams is brilliant. Robin Williams is hysterical. Robin Williams is a family man. Robin Williams is a rock star?!?!

This is a sample get-up from the new movie, August Rush, in which Williams plays a ‘mysterious stranger’ helping an orphaned musical talent find his parents. Sounds almost as unlikely [...]

Upside Down You’ll Turn Me

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

“Look out!” screamed an audience member. “It’s that strange cloud from Lost and it’s come to get us!!”

No silly, it’s just Diana Ross and her usual disaster. McDonald’s should sue because there is only one Grimmace in this world and that’s how the world should be.

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick…

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

When are you going to learn you should not dress yourself. Patrick Swayze, you were cool in Red Dawn and The Outsiders, but not cool enough to wear a velour vest thingy 20 years later.

It is fashion week here in Los Angeles, perhaps you can sneak into a show and see how it’s done.