Archive for April, 2006

Dita does Pin-up

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Can you imagine?!? Dita dancing burlesque? Marilyn Manson’s wife, Dita Von Teese, shows us her inner Josephine Baker, but what else is new. The jeweled pasties are a nice touch however.

Alba buttons up

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Fearing another almost catastrophe, Jessica Alba greets the red carpet in a button up black number. It’s a little funeral-ish, but still hot.

White Trash or Not…You Decide!

Friday, April 28th, 2006

I’m still on the fence with this one. Sometimes Amy Smart looks great, then other times she looks like she’s bathing in a kiddie pool while lawn darts are being thrown over her head. I just can’t decide if she’s white trash or not…so it’s up to you! Tell us what you [...]

Eat a Twinkie!

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Mischa Barton looks as sick as she did in The Sixth Sense. That herion sheik/homeless look has really passed it’s course. Case in point…have you seen teh Olsen twins getting any work these days?!?!

Party of Teeth

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Lacey Chabert’s teeth always seem to bother me. They’re too white and too shiny in every picture I see. There’s always a sense she doesn’t really know where she is either. Reminds me of George Bush sometimes.

Jessica Alba almost loses her shirt!

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Those 10 days of superhero training must have done wonders for her cat like reflexes. Jessica Alba avoids a Tara Reid moment and catches her dress before it falls. And here she thought Fantastic Four would never pay off.

Jennifer Love Hewitt got old fast.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Holy cow! Jennifer Love Hewitt has become middle aged over night! Soon you’ll be seeing her wearing mom jeans and driving a mini-van. That dye job looks like it came from an at home kit.

Paris’ 15 minutes are up.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

I guess…when you base your image on being slutty, no one is surprised when you look slutty. Is it just me, or does it seem like her 15 minutes are way past due. She jumped the shark after that Carl’s Jr. commercial. This is the last picture I post of Paris…unless I [...]

Jessica sees all

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Misunderstanding her father when he said, “Jess, you’re hero to some people”, Jessica Simpson thought this meant she had x-ray vision.

Scary Posh Orange Spice

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Scary Spice…er…Posh Spice…wait, I’m confused. From the look of the guy in the picture, not only is he confused, but FREAKED OUT by Victoria Beckham! I think he just lost all control of his motor skills. Fake tanner should have different colors these days. I’m growing tired of the orange glow.