Monday, May 29th, 2006
Umm…Kate…when the Mac makeup lady said red lipstick was sexy, I believe she meant when used in moderation, not the whole damn tube at once. That Party Store dress ain’t helping much either. It makes you look like you’re a pinata, waiting to get wacked by an 8 year old with a wiffle [...]
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Monday, May 29th, 2006
Sister Kiera, you know you’re not supposed to be out showing your mid-drift and walking around the neighborhood without a male! Now get back to the farm and fix me supper.
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Monday, May 29th, 2006
It’s an 80’s throwback theme party lately in Hollywood and (I have no idea how this chick is famous) Mischa Barton give us her best “Mr. T meets girls in high school gym class”. Check out that chain! She shops EVERYDAY…where the hell are all those new clothes going?!?! Certainly not on [...]
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Monday, May 29th, 2006
While I’m usually under the impression, actors are playing roles not normally associated with their own personal behaviors. Jamie Pressley shatters this notion, time and time again. Here are her get-ups from hosting “VH-1 Rock Honor’s”.
Actually, come to think of it. The casting director for My Name is Earl should be given [...]
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Monday, May 29th, 2006
Ever wonder what 1980’s rock stars and their stripper wives look like 20 years later? Well, wait no longer!
Vince Neil and his wife Lia at VH1’s “Rock Honors”. Since when does the front man for Motely Crue wear a floral shirt with yellow pants? Very disappointing.
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Thursday, May 25th, 2006
Christina Aguilera likes her beverages and she likes ‘em strong. I’m guessing it’s to hide from any horrific Mickey Mouse Club memories.
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Thursday, May 25th, 2006
You can move out of the trailer, but the trailer will never move out of you. Holy crap, Brit shows her po-dunk flavor BIG TIME at Starbucks. If you can’t see it, imagine she’s carrying a bowl of ambrosia and heading to her cousin/sister’s wedding reception at the local park.
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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
If ever a live version of The Dark Crystal were made, say “The Dark Crystal on Ice”, there would be no debate amongst producers, casting directors, writers, directors…you get the point. There are only two ladies alive to portray Jen and Kira.
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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
Jennifer Love Hewitt changed her hair again! Long and brown, then short and brown (with a step mom kick), then extensions and now short and black. It’s like she’s the local volunteer for Wella’s hair training center. Here’s a tip Jen: screw too much with your hair and it falls out!
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Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
Kirsten Dunst always looks like she’s about to eat a kitten.
Paula Abdul always looks like she’s about to molest a contestant.
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