Gisele has a new line
and guess what it’s for?

That’s right, Gisele Bundchen has a new line of super sexy, sparkly, nude models in colors of blue and gold. Coming to a planet near you, Gisele found and rescued these poor sexy souls from the planet “Iskippedcollegetodothis?” In return, Gisele is forcing them to promote her new eyewear, but from my sources, it’s just a cover up for illegal super sexy, sparkly, nude models. Call I.N.S.!!!!
